Woman swallowed whole by leopard

Not one for the squeamish! 

 
Woman swallowed whole by leopard

 
I thought it was one of those fake emails too, until I saw the photo

below. Somehow the woman was lodged in the leopard's throat and they

finally cut the leopard's head off to let the woman escape. 

 

She was unharmed.... Unbelievable!!

 

*CAUTION-

Photo follows...may be too frightening for some viewers

 

Say What?

COWBOY HEADSTONE...

Greener grass

Greener Grass...  
It's important in life to reach out, to strive for greater achievements, to go for that greener grass that is on the other side of the fence.  

But one must also be careful 

Sometimes you can reach too far!  

But when you find yourself over-extended and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of, 
there is one thing you should always remember...  

Not everyone who shows up... 

 Is there to help you!!!!  

New Seatbelt Law

This became effective January 5th, 2009, in the UK.


The Road Safety Council, RAC, AA and Which have done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.

Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.

Correct installation is illustrated below....... 

Honesty is not always the best policy when online dating

Tactical advertising.

Roundup!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/matt/?cartoon=4280810&cc...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/matt/?cartoon=4293193&cc...



Bad flight
http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/barry.jpg


Game
http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/game.jpg




Q. What kind of can is made almost entirely of fat? 

A. An American



This sums up the difference in expectations between men and women quite nicely:

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/goldstar_beer_flow_char...



Better than Heathrow...
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&a...



Pre- flight safe briefing
One of the passengers on the Hudson River plane crash obviously hadn't!

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/5248/crashmainxf1.jpg



The best commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQALeeHWJyE&NR=1





A video that was submitted in a contest by a 20 year old. The contest was Titled "u @ 50". This video won second place. (it should have won FIRST place) When they showed it, everyone in the room was awe-struck and broke into spontaneous applause. So simple and yet so clever. Take a minute and watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42E2fAWM6rA




In this era of political correctness, you really have to watch what you say.

I was in New York on holiday a few weeks ago, when some black dude approached me and asked

"Hey man, did the Yankees win?" I said "Yes, you're free!"





A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. 
A spokesman for the channel said 'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we have heard that people in Abu Dhabi Do"





Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in, sits down and asks him what the problem is.

"Well" said Eric. "I ran afoul on one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home."

"What kind of question?" asked Tom.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old fat and wrinkly."

"That's easy" said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will.'"

"Yeah" said Eric. "That's what I did; except I said, 'Of course I do'."