I see Monica Lewinsky is back!

Spots Photograph of the Year 2009

Surely a winner of best photograph of Sports Illustrated 2009 
  
  
  
  
advertising behind him..... 

Ikea to make cars...

IKEA to take over General Motors ...

IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED IT'S INTENTION TO TAKE OVER GM, AND TO SELL CARS. 

WE ARE IN DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE....ever tried to assemble an Ikea wardrobe? 

New Magazine

We're closing in!!

Treating a BLACK EYE

For years the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of cold, raw meat on it.

While the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually delays the recovery 

of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes.

Studies have shown that application of warm meat is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.

 

See treatment below!

Sweet!!

Outside Bristol Zoo there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.
There also used to be a very pleasant parking attendant at the Bristol Zoo with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5.

This parking attendant worked there for all of 25 years , then one day just Didn't turn up for work...
"Ho hum", said Bristol Zoo Management - "better phone up the City Council
And get them to send a new parking attendant" ......
"Err no", said the Council, "that car park is your responsibility" ...

"Err no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?" .....
"Err NO!"
Sitting in his villa in Spain is a bloke who had been taking daily the car Park fees amounting to an estimated £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last
25 years.

YES, I've done the sums = 3,650,000 Pounds