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Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque. 
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.  
  
Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care. 
One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.  
  
During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. 
A spokesman for Birmingham Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there'