At Home Secretary

"Richard, did you download the videos I asked you to get?"

"Yes honeybuns, and I've also got something 'special' for you to wear."

"What do you mean 'SPECIAL TO WEAR'? You did get the films on Toryism and Socialism, I wanted didn't you?"

"Oh rats Jacqui, I thought you said Troilism and Sadism!"

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