Friday, 7 October 2011

FW: [roundup] Roundup!!!


Grinding the crack

No, nothing to do with drugs or porn.....Just one amazing video!





Cinema Prank

Carlsberg fill up a cinema with heavy metal rockers/bikers and see if unsuspecting cinema go-ers will take the final 2 seats in the middle of them . . . .




Quote of the Day



The modern world...



Amazing photo!

Aircraft Narrowly Misses a Crowd Gathered for the Airshow and Slams Into Four Buildings.
Brace yourself before looking at the attached image. A pilot at low level has no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the airshow and slams into four buildings. One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.





11th November 2011
The day America will finally get a numerical date right!!




Steve Jobs arrives at the Pearly Gates and tells St Peter "I have a complaint." 
"What is it" asks Peter.
"Well" said Steve, "I thought it was customary for a dying person to see their whole life flash before them."
"Sorry" says Peter, "but you don't support Flash."




This bloke from over the road was talking to me earlier,
"My wife's just told me she's been having an affair with Dave the Milkman" He confided.
"What? That fat ugly bugger I see every morning outside your house?"
"Yes" He laughed, cheering up.
"Why would Dave the milkman want to have an affair with that?"...



Just got back from the future...........You wouldn't believe how many blades they have on razors




I've just opened a new restaurant called Karma. 
There's no menu, we just give you what you deserve.





In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great
philosopher came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you
know what I just heard about one of your students...?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me, I'd like you to pass a little test.
It's called the Test of Three."
"Test of Three?"
"That's correct," Socrates continued.

"Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to test what you're going to say.
The first test is Truth.. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man replied, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second
test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him even though you're not
certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.
Socrates continued, "You may still pass though because there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness.
Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really..." 

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful,
why tell it to me at all?" The man was defeated and ashamed and said no more.
This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.It also explains why
Socrates never found out that Plato was banging his wife.













Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Crazy Russians