I enjoy a bit of lowbrow slapstick.
http://www.mediabum.com/videos/Really-Dirty-Trick-on-Wife.html
Follow the road in Google street view, but watch out behind you as you go!
A brief history of pretty much everything. Toptastic
http://laughingsquid.com/a-brief-history-of-pretty-much-everything
“A Brief History of Pretty Much Everything”, a flipbook animation by Jamie Bell made for an art course with biro pens on 2100 pages in 50 jotter books.
The Human Sexuality Story (told with pens)
http://9gag.com/photo/17170_full.jpg
You shouldn't laugh but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1qDpQYMjqs&feature=related
Labrador having dinner... very well done and very funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S519ziFdcuk&feature=related
As I was walking to work this morning I passed a bloke sitting in an RAC van, he was sobbing uncontrollably and looked really miserable. I thought to myself, that bloke's heading for a breakdown..............
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Mary, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'
Walter leaned over, touched Mary's arm gently, and whispered,
'Waitrose Self-Raising, isn't it?'
And thus began Walter's life of celibacy..........
The reason that I am against assisted suicide is due to the potential for misunderstandings.
Apparently Ray Gosling's chap's last words were 'Would you mind finishing me off?'
What's the difference between Gordon Brown's government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized.
The reason that I am against assisted suicide is due to the potential for misunderstandings.
Apparently Ray Gosling's chap's last words were 'Would you mind finishing me off?'
Signs
Over a gynaecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
On a plumber’s van: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On the vans of a plumbing company: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
Outside an exhaust fitter's: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a vet’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “We can help you pick your nose!”
On an electrician’s van: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
At an optician’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
In the front of a funeral parlour: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
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