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Make your own, every one's a winner.
Human Spiderman. Whoa! This guy is just amazing.
Only the crumbliest flakiest government would allow this to happen........................
Why do they call it Fox News?
Because that's what it does!
Due to the icy conditions lately, a lady has slipped and fatally died while leaving Sainsbury’s….... very sad news.... she had just bought a bag for life!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer, football and women with big tits."
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning
service, and she's in tears.
He says to her, "What's bothering you, dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed
away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible! But he was always
cheating on you, wasn't he?"
"Yes, that he was." she replied.
"So, at least that's over, now isn't it?" said the priest, trying
to find at least a little good in Mary's time of woe. "Tell me,"
he went on, "did he have any last requests?"
"That he did, Father..."
"What did he ask, Mary?"
"He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that gun!'"
At the bank: "I'm here to speak to the loan arranger." "He's not here." "Well then, can I talk to Tonto?"
During a recent phone conversation, I asked my Mother if I was a gifted
child. She told me that they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.