Buying a cake at Asda

You couldn't make it up!!Okay, so this is how this conversation went:Asda Employee: 'Hello 'dis Asda, how can I help you?'Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a leaving party this week.'Asda Employee: 'What you want on 'da cake?'Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.Now look at the picture.

Ikea - Dewsbury

David or Goliath?

Michelangelo's famous statute, David, returns to Italy
this week after a successful 12 week, 20 city, US tour

How to get a man to wash his hands!

Autobiographies

She just couldn't wait to spend that money!

Controlling Kids

Most of the populace think it improper to spankchildren, so Ihave tried other methods to control my kids when theyhave one of'those moments.' One that I found effective is for me to just take thechild for a carride and talk. Some say it's the vibration from the car, others sayit's the timeaway from any distractions such as TV, Video Games,Computer, IPod,etc. Either way, my kids usually calm down and stopmisbehaving after ourcar ride together. I've included a photo below of one of my sessions withmy son, in caseyou would like to use the technique. Sincerely, Your FriendI think this will work with grandchildren, stepchildren, nieces, and nephews as well.