Monday, 13 October 2008


Foreign Call Centres
Don't they just annoy you.

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Icesave..... what they called the account.So why are people surprised that their funds have been frozen?

What's the capital of Iceland?Currently about £4.50!

Brown stood on the burning deck,His buttocks to the mast,He dare not move a f—ing inch,’till mandelson walked past,Now Peter, he was wily,He threw old Gord a fritter,when he bent down to pick it up,

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eveand says, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that yourmother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says.'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so youcall your sister in Leeds and tell her.'Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' hesays,'they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'

Another bailout..... game of Monopoly being played by the Henderson family of Watford took a surprise twist today when the Bank of England stepped in with a rescue package to save one of the key players, Mr Henderson, from what the Chancellor described as ‘almost certain bankruptcy.'...In an emergency statement to the House of Commons, Gordon Brown gave his backing to the rescue package, warning that there was simply no option. ‘If we allow Mr Henderson to go bankrupt, others will follow, and in time there will only be one winner.’ Ignoring cries of ‘Isn’t that the whole point?’ the Prime Minister went on to reveal that as a condition of the loan, players would have to show more responsibility in future. ‘There will be no more of this paying yourself £200 just for passing Go. Players have to learn that there is no such thing as a Get Out Of Jail Free Card… Oh hang on what’s this?’

the French make the best loversbut the Japanese make them smaller and cheaper

Women are Like...1...the stock market.They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful. 2...computers.They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one. 3...Film Wrap.Useful but clingy. 4...horses.Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after. 5...parking meters.If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences. 6...fax machines.Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights. 7...political campaign contributors If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them. 8...refrigerators.They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one. jeans.They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced. western songs.They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.