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Tuesday, 7 April 2009
** NEWSFLASH **
NEWS JUST IN !
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care.
One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.
During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for Birmingham Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there'