Pass this on - It's a cracker!!

Apologies

Sincere Apologies to Everyone,

Over the past months I have forwarded funny pictures and jokes tofriends who I thought shared the same sense of humour.

Unfortunately this wasn't the case and I seem to have upset quite a fewpeople who have accused me of being sexist and shallow. If you were oneof these people, please accept my humblest apologies..

From now on I will only send emails with a cultural or educationalcontent such as old monuments, nature and other interesting structures.

Attached, you'll find a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris.

For those of you who are interested, Pont Neuf is the oldest bridge inParis and took 26 years to build. Construction began in 1578 and endedin 1604. "Le Pont Neuf" is actually made of 2 independent bridges, onewith seven arches and the other with five arches.

Fascinating.

Ambulance Service Cutbacks!

After severe cutbacks this year, St Johns Ambulance have unveiled their new fleet of emergency response vehicles:

Bad Tattoos....

In loving Memmory...I don't think so.

Mr Cool Ice, but will he look so cool when he's 70 on the beach at Margats......I thought not

OK, nuf said........ Possibly muppet of the year award, or....."What? What do you mean the auditions for Skeletor are over? But I..."

Now try this one before seeing the vicar to get the kids christened :O)

A politician is born….

Remember ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. That's why it's so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied. If it weren't for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young lady probably wouldn't get a second look from most guys.









Then again, I could be wrong . . . . .

First Kiss X X Xs

The First Kiss It's your First Kiss and several questions might come to mind: Is it the right time? Is anyone watching? Does your partner even want to? Is your breath fresh? AND,---Should you use some tongue? Then you say . . .. 'What the heck!' and Just Go for it!!!